"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/22/2016 at 14:52 • Filed to: None
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"Honeybunchesofgoats" (honeybunche0fgoats)
06/22/2016 at 14:52 • Filed to: None | 3
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I had to walk a fine line between doing this instead of working, but not being so involved in doing it that it was obvious that wasn’t working.
1. Troll Concours.
For Sweden
> Honeybunchesofgoats
06/22/2016 at 14:59 |
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2. Give the money to Gawker so they could buy better lawyers and not lose lawsuits on merits.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Honeybunchesofgoats
06/22/2016 at 14:59 |
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My version of that would actually involve an Aston Martin Cygnet, at least for starters.
Wacko
> Honeybunchesofgoats
06/22/2016 at 15:02 |
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make my own top gear show, but without cameras, an audience and no star in a fake rallycross car.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/22/2016 at 15:05 |
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When I started, I wondered why the E-Type didn’t line up exactly, because I always thought they were probably around the same length. Then I looked at Wikipedia and discovered that the Weinermobile is 27 feet long.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> Wacko
06/22/2016 at 15:06 |
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I notice that Chris Evans is conspicuously absent from your list of things that you wouldn’t include.
Tekamul
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/22/2016 at 15:16 |
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So you would troll every AM car club in existence? This is probably a very noble use of the money.
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Wacko
> Honeybunchesofgoats
06/22/2016 at 15:19 |
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the whole cast and crew would be me and my friends. no yelling gingers
MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/22/2016 at 15:20 |
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This is brilliant.
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Tekamul
06/22/2016 at 15:21 |
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A Cygnet with “tasteful mods”, by which I mean Daytons and a ‘70s/Superflyish off-color British flag vinyl. Once I was done trolling every AM car club in existence I’d move on to the Scion car clubs, for a twisted upside-down version of the same thing. Then get a Chrysler TC to annoy Italian meets with. Then back to the Cygnet, and start trolling Jaguar meets for no conceivable reason.
“You’re a monster, Zorg”
“I know.”
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
06/22/2016 at 15:22 |
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I elaborated a bit.
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/a-cygnet-with-…
AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC
> For Sweden
06/22/2016 at 15:29 |
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Counterpoint, buy gawker, divest all of it except Jalopnik and Oppositelock. Then use that money from the divestiture and then buy up the other online car news sites and create a car media empire.
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Tekamul
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/22/2016 at 15:34 |
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At a Scion meetup, nobody would have any clue what you had or why you were there. But they’d all deem your ride ‘dope’ and ‘hella’.
Textured Soy Protein
> Honeybunchesofgoats
06/22/2016 at 15:43 |
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I drove past the Oscar Mayer factory on Monday. They had like 8 Wienermobiles parked out front.
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Tekamul
06/22/2016 at 15:46 |
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That’s a lot of the fun of that phase of the idea. Going among the land of the bad taste with an atrocity further atrocitized... “And then they made me their chief”.
Dru
> Honeybunchesofgoats
06/22/2016 at 15:51 |
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2. Swimming pool full of orange jell-o
3. Go to concourse in cargo shorts
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MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/22/2016 at 16:21 |
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This makes me happy.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/22/2016 at 16:28 |
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Sit that body on top of a DB5.
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
06/22/2016 at 16:39 |
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The DB5 is 5' longer than a Cygnet, which means even accounting for the loss of extra tail length, there’s enough room to make the iQ platform sitting on a DB5 a four door. More or less a microvan.
Yeah, I know you probably meant the Oscar Meyer thing on a DB5. Not putting a Cygnet on a DB5. I was talking about just taking a Cygnet to Aston meets - it’s insult enough.